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The "Expectant" Jihad Talk about being caught between Iraq and a hard place! (BAD PUN!) Have you seen what Bush has gotten us into? Coalition forces in Iraq are surrounded on three sides by the biggest, baddest boys in all of Islam, Syria, Iran and Saudi Arabia. We'd be in a world of hurt if those guys had even a trace of guts, pride and/or religious convictions. Sadly, however, the big bad Syrians are pretty much wet-pants-scared of little tiny Israel; the Saudis are such gutless wonders that they need American troops stationed in their country to protect them from their own people; and if you put a space between the first and second letters, Iran pretty much speaks for itself. Still, you'd think that at least the Saudis, what with having the Mecca franchise and all, would be proper little "Defenders of the Faith." I mean, heck, if the Saudis don't have the guts to defend Islam against a bunch of godless infidels like us, who does? Oh, that's
right, I do seem to recall hearing something about a PREGNANT WOMAN being
used in a car bomb attack against Coalition forces last week. I guess
that pretty much gives us an indication as to the depths to which Islam
has sunk. Come to think of it, the reason the Saudis haven't arisen to
drive us "faithful" slaughtering infidels from Islam is probably
that they don't have enough PREGNANT WOMEN to hide behind. Hey, Fat Rich
Oil Dudes, not to worry! If you can't score some Viagra, I'm sure that
our fine, brave Coalition soldiers will be more than happy to take care
of that for you. |